She wanted a table to entertain her kitty party friends. He wanted one so he could make it his home office. The kids wanted one to paint on. Finally they decided on a dining table. It was ideal. Almost as if it was maje for each other.
Caesar and Brutus were to meet for lunch at an Italian restaurant. Brutus called up to confirm the time of the meeting and Caesar said, ‘At Two Brutus’. Brutus was late and Caesar ordered a pizza to kill time. When Brutus finally came, the pizza was all gone. Brutus said, ‘so you finished off all […]
He worked at the juice store as a helper who packed juice cups in bags for carry out orders. He wanted a promotion so asked his boss to make him the juice boy – one who works with the juice machines. The boss refused and while reasoning said, ‘you see, baggers can’t be juicers’.