The Family Table

She wanted a table to entertain her kitty party friends. He wanted one so he could make it his home office. The kids wanted one to paint on. Finally they decided on a dining table. It was ideal. Almost as if it was maje for each other.

Mission Impossible

Seems like Anil Kapoor has a come and go role in MI4. Q: Can you find Anil Kapoor in the film. A: Mission Impossible.

Dense Population

Dense population: Lots of Low IQ people in this city.

Dirty Underwear

She brought him home and while passionately undressing him, noticed that he was wearing dirty underwear. He saw what she saw and let out a behan ki gaali. Worried that he may have offended her, he said, ‘oh, pardon my frenchie’.

Women’s Smile

New research says that men mistake women’s smile for sexual desire. And women say they forcefully smile because they don’t want to be seen as hard to please. So men, from now it’s not ‘hansi toh phansi’, it’s ‘hansi toh fussy’!

Katrina Most Searched Person Online, Hazare Second

Katrina most searched person online, Hazare second says Google. That’s how commerce works. First you but the ‘Item’, then you get the ‘bill’.

Christmas Season

The Christmas season is here. Yule have to agree.

Shopaholic

She is a shopaholic. The God of mall things.

Woman And Men Multitasking

Now research says men are better with work-life balance while women are better at questioning such findings.

So effectively, men are better at multi-tasking and women, multi-asking.

In Love With Two Women

He was in love with two women.

The first one was a perfect baker. The second one a fabulous poet.

He couldn’t decide if he should marry for batter or for verse.